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Kolvas' Super Secret Silly Page

Welcome to our super secret silly page :3 This is our collection of fun websites, games, and useless things to click on.

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Just for Fun

Site Description
Emoji Kitchen Mix and match emojis to create cursed (or cute) combinations.
Thirty Dollar Haircut A chaotic soundboard/music maker. Warning: Loud.
Library of Babel A digital library containing every possible combination of letters that has ever been or ever will be written.
Clippy Avatar Maker Make your own Clippy avatar to protest big tech (or just for fun).
GooberBox A little robot who makes da beats. Very cute.
Neal.fun A collection of weird and wonderful web experiments.
The Useless Web Take me to a useless website. Classic internet time-waster.
Dovahzul Translator Translate text into the Dragon language from Skyrim.
Districts A directory created on Neocities for finding other cool Neocities sites.
South Park Uncensored Watch South Park episodes that were taken off air.
Crouton.net Crouton.
17776 (What Football Will Look Like in the Future) An incredible multimedia web-novel about satellites, football, and immortality. A must-read.
Music-Map Type in a band you like, and it creates a floating map of similar artists.
Yamaha Papercraft Surprisingly high-quality, free papercraft models of animals and seasons provided by Yamaha Motors.
Your World of Text An infinite grid of text where anyone can write anything anywhere. Chaos and collaborative art.

Games & Interactive

Site Description
Trainwreck Labs Really fun educational browser games (geography, history, etc.).
itch.io A marketplace for independent creators. Find thousands of unique, free, and weird indie games.
Flashpoint Archive A webgame preservation project. Play thousands of classic Flash games that are no longer on the web.

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Educational Purpose Only: Kolvas (including "We," "Us," "Our Website," and "The Website") provides this information solely for educational, informational, and harm reduction purposes. We do not endorse, encourage, or support any illegal activities. Users assume full responsibility for their actions and use this information entirely at their own risk. Kolvas cannot be held liable for any direct or indirect consequences arising from the use of the information provided here.

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